HAS ANYBODY SEEN J. C.?

Five foot nine; He's divine,
Says He comes from Palestine,
Has anybody seen J. C.?

Well, if you run into a five foot Jew,
Covered with thorns,
Holes in His hands, spear in His side,
Man, that Cat's been crucified!

Five foot nine; He's divine;
Changes water into wine,
Has anybody seen J. C.?

Well, if you run into a five foot Jew,
Covered with thorns,
Holes in His hands, spear in His side,
Man, that Cat's been crucified!

Well, He is camp, He is cool,
He will walk across your swimming pool,
Has anybody seen J. C.?

Melody: Five Foot Two
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