PLASTIC MOSES

I know that nothing could be gaucher
Than eating food that isn't kosher
Right in front of Plastic Moses' face.
And I'm afraid that he'll awaken
While I'm eating ham or bacon
And cut my nose off just to spite my race.

Plastic Moses, plastic Moses
Sitting on the dashboard of my car.
He is made with fine precision
Got a polystyrene circumcision
With my plastic Moses I'll go far!"

@parody
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