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JIM SWAGGART, THE PREACHER (Dan Newton) Oh me name is Jim Swaggart, I'm a preacher; I used to save souls on TV, But they caught me carousing with floozies And they've taken my program from me. cho: To me ink-twing of an ink-thing of an i-day To me ink-twing of an ink-thing of of an i-doe; To me rubaru rubaru randy And me bankroll continues to grow. Well, when I was a lad, Ma would scold me Sayin', "James, keep your hands off your crotch!" Well, to do it was dirty, she told me But she never said I couldn't watch. Well, they labled Jim Baker a pervert And they called me a lecher, it's true, Even though I never did nothin' I just asked for a room with a view. Well, my sorrows, they soon will be over And I'll soon be a rich man again; For I've just sold my story to Playboy, And the movie rights to MGM. tune: Dick Darby, the Cobbler @bawdy @parody @religion filename[ JIMSWAGR TUNE FILE: DICKDARB CLICK TO PLAY RG |
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