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NOBODY'S MOGGY NOW (Eric Bogle) Somebody's moggy by the side of the road Somebody's moggy who forgot his highway code Someone's favourite feline who ran clean out of luck When he ran onto the road and tried to argue with a truck Yesterday he burled and played in his pussy paradise Decapitating tweety birds and masticating mice Now he's just six pounds of raw minced meat That don't smell very nice He's nobody's moggy now. You who love your pussy, be sure to keep him in Don't let him argue with a truck, the truck is bound to win And upon a busy road, don't let him play or frolic If you do, I'm warning you, it could be cat-astrophic If he tries to play on the roadway I'm afraid that will be that There will be one last despairing meouw and a sort of squelchy splat And your pussy will be slightly dead and very very flat He's nobody's moggy, just red and squashed and soggy, He's nobody's moggy nooow, hoummmmm... --------------------------------------------------------------------- recorded by Eric Bogle Larrikin Music "I wrote 'Nobody's Moggy Now' in 1982 which alienated every cat-lover in the Southern Hemisphere, and a fair proportion in the Northern Hemisphere as well." - Eric Bogle @humor @cat @death @animal @deadcat filename[ NOBMOGGY TUNE FILE: NOBMOGGY CLICK TO PLAY MJ |
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