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SHICKERED AS HE COULD BE This bloke I know came rolling home shickered as he could be He saw a horse there in the yard where his old horse should be He says me wife, me darlin' wife now come and tell to me How come this horse there in the yard where my old horse should be? She said you old fool you silly old fool You're shickered and you cannot see It's nothing but a milkin' cow me mother sent to me Now in all the miles I've travelled in a thousand miles or more Saddle on a milk cow I never saw before. This bloke I know came rolling home shickered as he could be He saw a coat upon the peg where his old coat should be He says me wife, me darlin' wife now come and tell to me How come this coat there on the peg where my old coat should be? She said you old fool you silly old fool You're shickered and you cannot see It's nothing but a blanket me mother sent to me Now in all the miles I've travelled in a thousand miles or more Buttons on a blanket I never saw before. This bloke I know came rolling home shickered as he could be He saw a hat upon the shelf where his old hat should be He says me wife, me darlin' wife now come and tell to me How come this hat upon the shelf where my old hat should be?" She said you old fool you silly old fool You're shickered and you cannot see It's nothing but a flower pot me mother sent to me Now in all the miles I've travelled in a thousand miles or more Sweatband on a flower pot I never saw before. This bloke I know came rolling home shickered as he could be He saw a stockwhip on the hook where his stockwhip should be He says me wife, me darlin' wife now can you tell to me Who owns this other stockwhip here where my stockwhip should be?" She said you old fool you silly old fool You're shickered and you cannot see It's nothing but a mousin' snake me mother sent to me Now in all the miles I've travelled in a thousand miles or more Plaited handle on a mousin' snake I never saw before. This bloke I know came rolling home shickered as he could be He saw two boots beneath the bed where his old boots should be He says me wife, me darlin' wife now come and tell to me Who owns these boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be?" She said you old fool you silly old fool You're shickered and you cannot see It's nothing but a chamber pot me mother sent to me Now in all the miles I've travelled in a thousand miles or more Silver spurs upon a chamber pot I never saw before. This bloke I know came rolling home shickered as he could be He saw a head upon the bed where his old head should be He says me wife, me darlin' wife now come and tell to me How come this head upon the bed where my old head should be?" She said you old fool you silly old fool You're shickered and you cannot see It's nothing but a baby me mother sent to me Now in all the miles I've travelled in ten thousand miles or more Ginger whiskers on a baby I never saw before. Child #274 @Australian @marriage @infidelity filename[ GOODMAN2 TUNE FILE: GOODMAN2 CLICK TO PLAY AF Apr98 |
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