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DONUTS, DONUTS (Gary Ehrlich) In my office early morning Yawning mouth and a sleepy eye I need caffeine and some sugar To achieve my daily high Through the hall I stagger To the snack machine I go There to buy some coffee and some Tasty rings of dough I want donuts, donuts, donuts, donuts, donuts Donuts, donuts, donuts, dough Donuts, donuts, donuts, donuts Donuts, donuts, donuts, dough Plain and chocolate, glazed and sprinkled Filled with jelly or with cream Perfect starter for the morning Every sugar addict's dream One, two, or a dozen For breakfast, dinner, and lunch Don't want toast or cereal now Donuts I will munch (I crave donuts...) Waist expanding, teeth decaying Need new clothes for my pot belly At the dentist I am crying As he drills my cavities Buying Ultra Slim-Fast I count my calories In the gym I'm pumping iron No more sweets for me (No more donuts...) Late night lying in bed awake To the kitchen I quietly track Searching through the fridge and pantry To find me a midnight snack I can't live without them I would run a dozen miles I may have a heart attack but I'll go with a smile (Give me donuts...) (tune: "Dona, Dona" by Sholem Secunda) Lyrics copyright 5/93 by Gary Ehrlich @food @parody filename[ DONUTS TUNE FILE: DONADONA CLICK TO PLAY GE apr00 |
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