Here are the words from the Stringbean recording. There may be a double meaning in some of the versions. This one is pretty much about biscuits.
How many biscuits can you eat, this mornin',
How many biscuits can you eat, this evenin',
How many biscuits can you eat,
Forty-nine and a ham of meat,
This mornin', this evening, right now.
This first verse becomes the chorus to be sung after the remaining verses.
When you see me looking straight, this mornin',
When you see me looking straight, this evening,
When you see me looking straight,
Bet you can see my biscuit plate,
This mornin', this evening, right now.
Wake up Sal, you slept too late, this mornin',
Wake up Sal, you slept too late, this evening,
Wake up Sal, you slept too late,
There are no biscuits on my plate,
This mornin', this evening, right now.
HTML line breaks corrected. (Changed "bk" to "br".) --JoeClone, 5-Apr-03.