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Mbo	Help: Know Any Fishing Songs??? (110* d)	Lyr Add: I LOBSTER AND NEVER FLOUNDER^^	29 Mar 00
Gefilte fish on a stick! Spaw, yer a RIOT!!! Wait till I tell the fam... Calamari in The Shade That Smelt One Two Baccala My Shoe Sorry, Italian fish joke... Here's one of MY favorites, a CLASSIC country song from the early 80's: I LOBSTER AND NEVER FLOUNDER^^ I was a cook and she was a waitress Down at the Salty Dog Seafood Cafe And somewhere 'tween the clam juice and the seaweed salad Some little shrimp just lured her away Oh I lobster and never flounder He wrapped his line around her And they drove off in his carp Oh I lobster and never flounder I octopus his face in, he'll only break her heart. I said just squid and leave me for that piano tuna If you want to trout something new She was the bass I ever had, now my life has no porpoise Oh my cod I love her yes I do Oh I lobster and never flounder He wrapped his line around her And they drove off in his carp Oh I lobster and never flounder I octopus his face in, he'll only break her heart. Spoken: Frankly scallop, I don't give a clam! --Mbo

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