This is the parody that Alex Beaton sings:
Are you lonesome tonight?
Is your brassiere too tight?
Are your corsets all falling apart?
Does your big flabby chest wear two holes in your vest?
Does your spar tire reach up to your heart?
Are your stockings all laddered?
Are your shoes wearing thin?
Are your knickers held up with a big safety pin?
Are you frightened to yawn
'cause your teeth have all gone?
It's no wonder you're lonesome tonight