I can't believe nobody has posted this gem. I stole it from The Brothers Frail Songbook -Joe Offer- NO FLIES (Patrick Adair, words; Music by Patrick Adair, Jeff Gillis, Brian Toole, Wes Canaday) --VERSE 1 Well, there ain't no flies on Jesus 'Cuz Jesus He ain't dead Those are angels, not big buzzards That are circling 'round His head Well, if on Jesus you saw a fly Then you'd be seein' wrong 'Cuz, yes, sir Jesus He did die but He didn't stay that way for long --CHORUS Well, there ain't no flies on Jesus No, there ain't no flies on Jesus Well, there ain't no flies on Jesus 'Cuz Jesus He ain't dead Well, there ain't no flies on Jesus No, there ain't no flies on Jesus Well, there ain't no flies on Jesus 'Cuz Jesus He ain't dead --VERSE 2 Well, there ain't no flies on Jesus 'Cuz Jesus ain't deceased He was barely in there long enough For Him to get His grave-clothes creased Yes, sir, Jesus is not dead And Jesus does not stink If that's the thought that's in your head You better think another think --CHORUS --VERSE 3 Well, there ain't no grave for Jesus 'Cuz Jesus, He's alive! Although He was beaten and cursed and mocked And then was crucified I know they put Him in the ground But after that 3 day weekend Jesus rose, my soul to save He's my live and kickin' friend! --CHORUS I dare somebody to come up with the music for this. Apparently, it's from a 1969 musical called Salvation. -Joe Offer- Chords:
--VERSE 1 C Well, there ain't no flies on Jesus G 'Cuz Jesus He ain't dead F Those are angels, not big buzzards C G That are circling 'round His head C Well, if on Jesus you saw a fly G Then you'd be seein' wrong F 'Cuz, yes, sir Jesus He did die C G but He didn't stay that way for long --CHORUS F Well, there ain't no flies on Jesus C G No, there ain't no flies on Jesus F Well, there ain't no flies on Jesus G C 'Cuz Jesus He ain't dead F Well, there ain't no flies on Jesus C G No, there ain't no flies on Jesus F Well, there ain't no flies on Jesus G C 'Cuz Jesus He ain't dead
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