PUNCH IT TWICE, ITS ALRIGHT
........By Ross Altman, 2000

It ain't no use to vote in Palm Beach County
If you don't know by now
And it ain't no use to vote in Palm Beach County
It don't matter anyhow
When you look to the right of your candidate's name
And the holes and the arrows they don't line up the same
Maybe you're just a little off with your aim
Punch it twice, its alright.

It ain't no use in turnin' on your light babe
Like you never done before
And it ain't no use in turnin' on your light Babe
There ain't no way you can vote for Gore.
This butterfly ballot was designed just for you
'Cause you're old and liberal....and a Jew
Been votin' Democratic since 1932
Just punch it twice, its alright.

It ain't no use to ask for another ballot babe
If you think you made a mistake
Ain't no use to ask for another ballot Babe
That's how its done in the Sunshine State
We threw out 15,000 in '96
Relax....It ain't nothin' but...politics
Me and the Governor, we're tight as ticks
So punch it twice, its alright.

So you might as well vote for Buchanan babe
The Reform party nominee
He's on the right side of the ballot babe
He's as right as he can be
There's not a dimes worth of difference between the Dem-o-crats
And the Re-Pub-licans, George Wallace told us that
So we made it easy, to vote for Pat
Just punch it twice, its alright.

Spaw