Actually, a friend of mine sent me the perfect solution to the Bin Laden conundrum. If we can bring him to justice, we can darned well bring him to some poetic justice. To wit:

Send in our Special Forces, Seals and whoever else it takes to find Mr. bin Laden. Bring him back to the U.S. and do an emergency sex change operation on him. Then once he's healed up pretty well, send him back to Afghanistan to live under Taliban rule.

If he's a problem child in custody, make sure he's dressed in a short skirt, makeup and a lot of jewelry when he goes back. (That was my addendum.)

Fiendishly simple.

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