Oh so many years ago (you don't want to know) I was listening to Dr. Demento (remember him?) and he played this hilarious song part of which I remember that goes: I went to France with the army One day I looked in my kit I thought I'd find me a sandwich But all that I found was Shhhhhhhaving Cream Be nice and clean Shave ev'ry day And you'll always look keen The last verse may have been: So now my song it is ended I guess it's time I should quit And if my song has offended Stick your head in a barrel of Shhhhhhhaving Cream Be nice and clean Shave ev'ry day And you'll always look keen Question: Where can I find the rest of the lyrics, the melody, and perhaps the original recording artist? Jim
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