Because his father, and his father's father, and his father before him, have always exercised their right as British subjects to cross the Queen's highway in accordance with hallowed tradition.
Why did the green chicken cross the road?
To protest against provocative road-crossing by the triumphalist orange chicken which has always denied his right to exist.
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