Sad to say, that was the Pocatello elf you saw, never really did a good job anyway. Now I need to transfer duties (keeping tabs on all the I-dee-ho-ho-ho folks) to another elf. My choices are the elves in Boise, Helena, Salt Lake City and Yellowstone. I really like the Yellowstone elf for the job. He's not too, well you know, not too much like the SLC elf. Boise and Helena offices are a bit technologically challenged. That settles it, I'll go for the Yellowstone office. That's such a beautiful place anyway, I may have to make a surprise visit to that office soon.

Whatever you did in SLC last week stays there. But you can be assured that I'll know EVERYTHING from here on out. I trust you'll be helping your lovely wife with all the Thanksgiving preparations. Remember, I'll get a full report.