Lee - landlord of the George, Barton - told me yesterday as we were sipping fruit juice together (alchol is an abomination of the infidel) that he had it straight from the Coach and Horses ex mouth Jo, that she was to move in to the Six Bells, Barrow on Monday. I understand that she bought it! That would surely secure our future there. I suppose I could check this out along with Skippy on Monday evening (a daytime visit is out for me as I am due to visit a mosque in Scunthorpe). Allah came to me in a dream last night and said that KJ was about to reveal in stark detail Skippy's facilities. Be ever vigilant. It's going to come about. I can feel it in my water. Sayings of the Prophet No 13 (or so) : A man with halitosis is better than no man at all.
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