First Santa's sleigh got snowed in, then Donner partied too much and must have eaten something that disagreed with him. And Blitzen...don't ask. Anyway, everyone knows Santa does *everything* at the last minute. All that rushing around on Chrismas night is just because of Santa's poor time management skills. I just wanted you to know that your present is on its way. When I mailed it last week, the Postal Elf told me it would definitely be there before Christmas. But Santa's sister-in-law Sue Bordenitte-Clause mailed him a package a week ago and it's still not here.
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