Does anyone remember Rolf Harris singing a song called something like "Jake du Peg with the extra Leg" It was very funny. Rolf used to romp around the stage singing folornly in a French accent and dressed up in a way that made him look like he had three legs.
Anyway, one of the verses went along the lines of:
At school I came in handy when we played the game of cricket/they used to roll my trousers up and use me for a wicket.