This is a bigger whitewash than Hutton, allegedly. Body doubles have been used, of questionable body mass index, with heads pasted on from mail order catalogues, in front of genuine images of known Cara haunts. A very cunning plan to present in soft focus this jagged-edged trinity. The one that poses as Mike Ryan is indeed lovely.

I also believe the joists (jiestses in the local argot)in the manager/agent's loft are about to give way under the merchandise stock that these 'coathangers' are sporting, and it is a little known secret that a large portion of the local population could also be sartorially excellent by simply approaching any Barrow branch of Gamblemusic, bearing brown paper money. But they won't look as good as these lovely boys.

I think the site is lovely.