There are many versions of this song, I have at least five and the lyrics all diverge to some extent. It's an easy song to make up new verses to. The original was by King Radio (Norman Span) but I think it crossed into American folk music quite early (possibly pre-war?) so there are versions by surprising artistes such as the Carpenters. Belafonte alone had more than one version of the lyrics. He also added an extra part that goes "That's Right! The women are smarter!", this is an improvement to the song in my opinion. So to do this song justice would require more of a concordance approach where each verse is annotated with the version(s) it appears in. That said, here's a few verses: Let's put man and woman together Find out which one is smarter Some say men, I say no The women beat the men long long ago. Chorus: Not me, the people say The men leading the women astray But I say the women of today Smarter than a man in every way Ever since the world began Woman was always fooling man But if you listen to my song attentively I'll show you how a woman got the better of me Chorus I was friendly with a girl named Caroline She called me honey-boy all the time Just when everything was going fine She was dealing me short with a friend of mine Chorus You meet a girl at a pretty dance Thinking that you would stand a chance You take her home thinking she's alone Open the door to find the next man home Chorus Sampson was the strongest man long ago No one could beat him as we all know Till Delilah got him 'pon top of the bed Found out the strength in his arms was in the hair of his head Chorus I was treating a girl independently She say she make baby for me When the child was born and I went to see The eyes were blue, it was a Portugee Chorus [The above verses are the commonest in the versions by calypsonians. Some Belafonte verses follow.] In the Garden of Eden Adam built a home As soon as he finished Eve start to roam Many a night Adam spent in pain As soon as Eve was able she was raising cain Chorus The Garden of Eden was very nice Adam didn't have to work in paradise Eve meets snake, paradise gone She made Adam work from that day on Chorus Methuselah spent all his life in tears He hadn't met a woman in nine hundred years One night he decided to have some fun The poor man never lived to see nine hundred and one Chorus
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