Here's a song for John3:16 It's called Jesus Can't Play Rugby (Sung to the Battle Hymn of the Republic) CHORUS: Free beer for all the ruggers, Free beer for all the ruggers Free beer for all the ruggers, Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves SINGER: Jesus can't play rugby 'cause the Jew won't pay his dues ALL: Jesus can't play rugby 'cause the Jew won't pay his dues Jesus can't play rugby 'cause the Jew won't pay his dues Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves! SINGER: Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he's only got 12 men ALL: Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he's only got 12 men Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he's only got 12 men Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves! OTHER VERSES: The goal posts give him flashbacks His dad fixes the games He wears illegal headgear He's got holes in his hands He can't support a hooker Jesus can't play touch judge 'cuz his arms point both ways He's nailed to a cross He's got some open wounds He wears illegal spikes Be sure to finish this song with the following verse, to make sure you don't go to hell (for singing this song, at any rate). ALL: Jesus, we're only joking. Jesus, we're only joking. Jesus, we're only joking. Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves.
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