Hi people! I just wanted ya all to know that Idiot-Boy, my little brother who calls himslfe Blind Drunk in Blind River has got his sorry ass arrested again. Ha! Ha! It ain't like it hasnt happened before eh? But this was different. Ya know why? Cuz he did not get atrested for break and entering. No and he did not get arrested for drunk and disorderly or disturbin the peace or damagin' property. He did not even get arrested for sellin or havin' dope this time! He did not get arrested for driving half in the bag without no license neither. He did not get arrested for borrowin' other peoples' snowmoblies or their car or truck without askin'. NO Sir! Ya know what he got arrested for? Ya want me to tell you?

NUdity! Public nudity!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!! He is already infemious in this town, but now he will be a FLIPPIN' LEGEND! I kid you not, Jethro. A flipping lenged of stupidity is what he will be.

He tried to get free beers at the Iron Horse by doin' a striptease for the waitresses. You hadda be there! Very funny! They threw him out. Then he went and done the same thing over to the other restaurant and they called the cops. When teh cops arrived he was dancin' around without a stich on in front of two of the local Jehovahs witnesses, and one lady fainted. The other one started throwin' copies of their dumb Watchtower magazines at him and tellin' him to cover himself.

The cops in this town know Shane real good, I am telling you. They love him like a dog loves a bad case of fleas eh?

So anyway, he got took off stark naked in the back of a patrol car. I have put his clothes on a dummy in the garden to be a scarecrow till he gets back. I figger if they fit one dummy they would fit another! Ha! Ha!

My little brother finally got himself arrested for somethin' that nobody else in Blind River has been dumb enought to do lately. Not in a lotta years has their been anyone in town this dumb I dont think.

Me and my buddies are gonna prepare a big party when he gets let out. ROTFLMHAO!!!!

Now he'll be sorry he called me Baldy.

- Don, the Man (Shane's older brother. I am the brains ofthis family and I have a job eh?)