Lyr add

Gary and Vera Aspey were the singers of this particular song and this is transcribed from their album.

THE PHANTOM FLASHER
(as recorded by Gary and Vera Aspey)

With an evil leer and a smell of gin
He walks the streets of big Wigan
The police would like a word with him
He is the phantom flasher

Chorus
Who is he? Don't know.
Is he here? Probably.
think I see him sitting next to you.
The famous phantom flasher
With a hey down down, with a hoe down down
Hey down, hoe down, has he got em down? (all)
He is the phantom flasher.

In his old grey coat and battered hat
He'll stop you for a friendly chat
You'll be surprised when he shows you that
He is the phantom flasher

Chorus

If you should see him down your way.
You say it looks nice out today.
You'll say that's fine now put it away.
You nasty phantom flasher.

Chorus

As you walk along though fancy free
He could be lurking behind a tree
He'll go to any lengths you see
He is the phantom flasher

Chorus

If you should see him wandering home
And find he's trapped you all alone.
Just say 'no thanks - I'll smoke me own,
He is the phantom flasher

Fantum
No connection whatever to the chap in the song above