Funny, this almost became my theme song when I started singing it about 6 months ago. Calls of "the martin song!" Here's a few verses I've added I saw ***** drink a sprite, He stays sober every night I saw ***** miss a note My mistake, of course (s)he won't I heard ***** sing a song But the lyrics were so suggestive I couldn't possibly sing them for you here .... (yes I know it doesn't scan) What is that goaty smell With ****'s bodhran around we sure can tell and as a Brit who's now in Quebec I can vouch for the Qubec Chip (fry). They make a fine quality product here, but then insist on covering it in curd cheese and the most disgusting gravy you've ever seen and calling it Poutine!
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