I've collection words from here & there - can't remember - here's what I have: Mike Way out west where men are men and women are very sweet, That's where I wanna be, That's where I'm gonna be. Way out west just once again where happiness is complete, There's just one thing I miss, and it is this: Oh gimme a horse, a great big horse, And gimme a buckaroo And let me Wahoo, Wahoo, Wahoo Oh gimme a ranch, a big pair of pants And gimme a Stetson too, And let me Wahoo, Wahoo, Wahooo Give me the wide o-pen spaces... For I'm just like a prairie flower Growing wilder by the hour. Oh gimme a moon, a prairie moon, and gimme a gal that's true, And let me Wa-Hoo, Wa-Hoo Wa-Hooo Oh I never could sing a high-class thing, Good music I never knew, But I can Wa-Hoo, Wa-Hoo Wa-Hooo Oh I never could dance, Cause when I dance I wear out the lady's shoe, But I can Wahoo, Wahoo, Wahoo It's just a gift from the prairie You shout it when a bad man jigs, And it's very good for calling pigs. I never could speak a word of Greek I never could poop-poop-a-do, But I can Wahoo, Wahoo, Wahoo Oh you open your mouth Two feet wide, and take a big breath or two, Then you can Wahoo, Wahoo, Wahoo Oh you wiggle your toes And grit your teeth Like Dangerous Dan McGrew And then you Wahoo, Wahoo, Wahoo Be careful not to sing soprano; And never Hi-de-hi-de-ho, Cause that don't go out in Idaho. Oh buckle your belt and fix your hat, And spit her out (spit) ka-chew! And then you Wahoo, Wahoo, Wahoo Oh, what did Miss Cleopatra say To Anthony when they met? She hollered Wahoo, Wahoo, Wahoo Oh, what did that roaming Romeo Yell to little Miss Juliet? He hollered Wahoo, Wahoo, Wahoo It started way back in Eden And Eve was the cause, And it's no fib, She wahooed Adam for a rib. Oh, what did Miss Pocahontas yell the minute she saw John Smith? She hollered Wahoo, Wahoo, Wahoo Oh, gimme the plains, The western plains, And a bottle of apple jack And let me Wahoo, Wahoo, Wahoo Oh gimme a saloon, An old spittoon, and a package of chaw tobacc And let me Wahoo, Wahoo, Wahoo And why did the Zulu warriors Lose the battle of Timbuktu They couldn't Wahoo, Wahoo, Wahoo And why did the wildcat get so wild He didn't know what to do I couldn't Wahoo, Wahoo, Wahoo Oh, gimme a gat, a cowboy hat, A handkerchief red and blue, And let me Wahoo, Wahoo, Wahoo Oh, gimme the plains, a pair of reins, And my boots and saddle too, And let me Wahoo, Wahoo, Wahoo Oh, lemme get at...a lariat, As a steer comes into view, And let me Wahoo, Wahoo, Wahoo Give me the wide open spaces, Each time I see a sawdust bar, I wanna be away out thar... Oh, show me the pal Who'll steal my gal, And hand me my .32 And let me Wahoo, Wahoo, Wahoo
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