I thought this thread was going to be about me. I thought that the lovely women of mudcat were panting after me because of my stunning masterpiece, An Ode to Lice:

Ode To Lice

White and brown
Crawling on many legs
In the reddish brown jungle
Of my body hair
Communing with the fleas
Creating itches everywhere
Food for my empty belly
You crawl around me
Hiding amongst the mats
Of my soft long hair
Sucking my blood
Feeding your young
As I hunt for you
To eat you
A vicious circle.

TTO



I was going to inform you that I am NOT a monkey. I am an orangutan, but I suppose that is a moot point anyways.