The Ofsted Song by Doug Jenner (Tune-Walzing Matilda)

I'm just a humble teacher I am not an evil creature
And I think my work is adequate as far as I can tell
Yet I've been tested and inspected, examined and dissected
And it's been the stuff of nightmares and it's been the week from hell

Chorus:

So goodbye to Ofsted, they can bugger ofsted
there's been quite enough said about our little school
for they've watched and they've noted
and they've postures and they've quoted
and about the place they've floated in a manner harsh ahd cruel


Like everyone I see now I'm as knackered as can be
and I have taken all my lesson plans and shoved them in the bin,
and I'd run in the elections for to ban ofsted inspections
but I'm secretly afraid that it's a fight we'll never win (Chorus)

(I wrote another verse but I can't remember it- I'll have to look for it...)