Do you mock Harald Bearshirt? No, I do not think you would do that. It is really very funny, Hard Old Bearshit. You may call me that. Hard Old Bearshit. I like that. Bee Dubya Ell, your name is as funny as Hard Old Bearshit. I like you. Wouldst like to go a-wenching or a-viking? I have Waveskimmer and twenty oarsmen, good with steel sword and bearded axe. You shall have a full share of drink or food or loot! Hard Old Bearshit has said it.
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