Wow! I'm impressed by all of the offerings for this Challenge! I see it's time I got to throwing out the B.L.O.B.s, so here goes ;-) To Amos, for this wonderful chorus: But now I see how it's gotta be Now I find myself sorry I defied The cop who warned me not to Reveal the Great Divide To C-flat, for this unforgettable toe-tapper: Jimmy's crack's showing and he don't care Jimmy's crack's showing and he don't care if he keeps showing his pubic hair He's going to go to jail! To DonD, for this fantastic double entendre filled verse: Oh, folks are split, that's at the bottom of it, About this legislative decision. No ifs, ands or butts, some say it's nuts To make an issue of the division. Sweat rolls down your back Into your crack in the Delta's steamy weather; I hope we'll be free to always see Where the two halves come together. To MMario, for this newly penned classic: When the moon shines under your waistline Every glimpse brings a dream, dear, of you And oh! as you stroll, how your gluteus rolls! And sweat beads your valley like dew. To Paranoid Android for this bit of bullish bull: You will be strip searched and your name besmirched and your pubes sent to the lab And a picture of your cheeks will be displayed for weeks on Weightwatchers wall of flab. And to Genie, for this genius of rollicking rhyme: The ACLU and Martiny say taste's not legislatable. "Hey! Haul 'em up! Well, haul 'em up, Joe." If guys can't ogle real life chicks, they'll turn to the inflatable! "Hey! Haul 'em up! Well, haul 'em up, Joe." Way to go, Challenge!rs -- Your collective wit and talent never cease to amaze!! -- Áine
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