This song came out on Foxtrot at the weekend, I think it is well worth sharing. It goes to the tune of "Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz" Foreman's Prayer Oh Lord won't ya teach us a new four man dance We've lost all our members, we don't stand a chance Tried hard through the winter to get us some more So Lord won't ya teach us a dance just for four Oh Lord won't ya teach us a dance just for two We're down to 3 members, Just me him & you If you play the music I'm sure we'll get through So Lord won't you teach us a dance just for two Oh Lord won't ya teach me a jig just for me My friend's at the doctors', he's twisted his knee Should be the A music – but you played the B So do me a favour a jig just for me Oh Lord won't you teach us a dance that's for ten With and ad in the paper we've gained us some men It's almost the summer we'll dance out again So Lord won't ya teach us a dance that's for ten Graham & Anne Kennett, Powderkegs, 10/7/04
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