Two more brilliant additions to the Challenge!, indeed!! Here are your well-earned B.L.O.B.s:

To Sigurd, for this particularly pink (but definitely not twee!) piece of porky poetry:

Now Rocky had a sister
That I called sweet Mary-anne
A Petrified Pink Porker
From the Wall Mart in Spokane
They weren't doing nothing
That would warrant this attack!
Today I got a ransom note
To get my Piggies Back!

And to Flash Company for this bit o' blarney, with a special nod to Noddy ;-) :

Well they put the car in motion, and drove the pigs away,
They took them to that magic place where freed gnomes sport and play,
And Dopey hoisted Freedom's Flag and gave a load huzzah,
Three cheers for the bold GGLF and Noddy's motor-car!

Hey Flash, what tune did you have in mind for this one?

All the best, Áine