Jerry, you have reminded me of this classic from childhood:
Hitler, he only had one ball;
Goering had two, but they were small;
Himmler was somewhat sim'lar,
And Dr. Goebbels had "noebbels" at all!
Also, I remember "Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay!" like this:
Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay!
Our school is closed today!
We'll all go out and play,
While teacher's gone away.
If she'd just pass away,
We could play everyday;
Let's do it anyway, (or "Let's do 'er in today!")
Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay!
Akiba