We do Saturday as...
AS I went home on Saturday, as drunk as drunk could be,
I saw two hands upon her breasts where my two hands should be.
Well, I called my wife and I said to her, "Will you kindly tell to me,
Who owns those hands upon your breasts where my two hands should be?"
"Are you drunk, you drunk, you silly old fool? Still you cannot see.
That's a lovely new nightgown that my mother has given to me."
Well, it's many a day I traveled, a hundred miles and more,
But fingers on a nightgown, sure I never saw before.
Kevin
HTML line breaks added. --JoeClone, 9-Aug-02.