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GUEST,m	BS: What's Missing from the Athens Games? (82* d)	RE: BS: What's Missing from the Athens Games?	23 Aug 04
Sun bathing Here's what I have in mind. Well, it's difficult to actually TELL you what I have in mind, but work with me on this. Wait for a sunny day. Got to a nearby beach, swim in the surf for thee minutes, get all nippley, and lie down. The first one dry, wins! Creative tan-line design The use of Canadian duct tape to block the sun's ray would not only give Canada's economy a much-needed boost, but also defoliate those hard-to-reach areas when the tape was torn off at the medal ceremony. An international panel of art critics would assess and judge based on balance, composition, etc. This would cause a problem for dark-skinned people, so they would be judged on the duct tape alone. Farting competition This event will speak for itself.

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