Just idle thoughts, but when I saw this, I thought military cadence. In fact, lines from it have been used in a military cadence. This one is posted several places on the net. It is to the same tune as "Airborne Ranger":

UP JUMPED A MONKEY

Up jumped the monkey from the coconut grove
He was a mean motherfucker, you could tell by his clothes.
He wore a two-button ditty, and a three-button stitch
He was a loudmouth mother-fuckin' son of a bitch!

He lined a hundred women up against the wall
And bet anyone he could fuck them all.
He fucked 98 till his balls turn blue,
Then he backed off, jacked off, and fucked the other two!

Alternate version:

Airborne Ranger was a hell of a man!
Walked through the bar with his cock in his hand!
Shit on the table and pissed on the floor.
Then wiped his ass with a ".44."

Lined a hundred women up against the wall.
Bet a hundred bucks he could fuck them all.
Fucked 98 till his cock turned blue.
Up-chucked, jammed up, fucked the other two.

When he died, he went to hell.
Fucked the devil's wife and his daughter as well.
On his gravestone it read in green:
Here lies a human FUCKING MACHINE


The song is to the tune of