So far then:

AG PLEEZ DADDY
Copyright to Jeremy Taylor

(1) Ag Pleez Daddy
Won't you take us to a drive-in
All 6, 7 of us, 8, 9, 10
We wanna see a flick about Tarzan and the ape men
When the show is over
You can bring us back again.

Chorus:
Popcorn, chewing gum
Peanuts and bubblegum
Ice cream, candy floss, and Eskimo Pie
Ag Deddy how we miss
Nigger balls and liquorice
Pepsi Cola, Ginger beer, and Canada Dry

(2) Ag Pleez Daddy
Won't you take us to the funfair
We wanna have a ride on the bumper cars
We'll buy a stick of candy floss
And eat it on the octopus
And then we'll take a rocket ship that goes to Mars.

(3) Ag Pleez Daddy
Won't you take us to the wrestling
We want to see that ou called Sky High Lee
When he fights Willie Liebenburg
There's gonna be a murder
Cos Willie's gonna donner that blerry Yankee

(4) Ag Pleez Daddy
Won't you take us off to Durban
It's only 8 hours, in the Chevrolet
There's spans of sea and sand and sun
And fish in the aquarium
It's a lekker for a holiday
AG PLEEZ DADDY!!!


(5) Ag Pleez Daddy
Foetsaak !!

(6) Ag Soos Daddy,
If we can't go to the Bioscope
Or go off to Durban
Life's a heck of a bore
If you won't take us to the zoo
Then what the heck else can we do?
But go on out and murder all the uggies next door