OK, here's your starter for several hundred! - Put into accompaniments / starters / party food or whatever.

Mayonnaise / dip

In a blender, quickly beat three eggs, three cloves of garlic, salt and pepper. Add 1/4pt of wine vinegar. Then, while the blender is working, dribble in ~ 1 1/2 pints sunflower / olive oil - the mixture will suddenly go thick so do it very slowly.

Split the mixture into three portions.

1. Add 1 small can tomato puree and 1 small can tuns [in brine, well drained

2. Add about 8 oz. cream cheese, a good handful chopped fresh chives, and about 4 oz. grated strong cheddar [chopped small onion optional]

3. Add 1 avocado and about 2 oz. fresh prawns

4. Add 1 desert spoon curry powder

Yes, I know that makes four, but you don't have to use them all each time. Very nice plain, too.

Serve with tortilla chips and vegetable strips.

Will add more later - brilliant idea - shall look out for my copy when ready.