As far I can remember:

My father had two rabbits. One was a German buck.
He put them on the table to see if they would...

Father's gone to market, to buy two dozen eggs,
Twenty-two in the basket and two between his...

Lizzie's in the garden, hanging out the clothes.
Along came a blackbird and picked off her...

Holy Moses had a son. His name was Arthur Ollick.
He tried to jump a ten-foot wall and landed on his...

Bollicky Bill ran up the hill to have a game of cricket.
The ball shot up his inside leg and hit his middle...

Ickity wickety Chinaman he had a ten-foot son,
He tried to jump a ten-foot wall and landed on his...

Bum, tiriaragh, bum. Bum...

Hope it helps. As aye, Phil