Dear Bill,
We are actually dedicated non-smokers, ourselves, and the only hooch in the house is for religious or culinary purposes, but THIS IS A FANTASY, so Tim can puff on his stogies, and you can breathe only the purest air, all at the same time. Someone once told me that in the Moslem version of the hereafter, everyone gets his or her OWN idea of heaven. If we embrace that concept, there's room for all, so STAY, for heaven's sake!
Dear Tim J.,
Our "boys" range from 16 to 36, and its "wild, WILD women!
Akiba