His face is frequently bruised and scraped, probably from falling down while under the influence of something, as it is very difficult to fall on your face sober, when your reflexes will save you.

This falling on his face makes him just a nice regular guy, in my opinion. I'd love it if he lived on my street and had a regular 9 to 5 job that was harmless to the rest of the world. He would be fun to invite to a party, as long as you put him in a room with soft surfaces.

It's just that he's too stupid and falling-down drunk much of the time to be president.

Other than that....okay ordinary guy I guess.