Clinton, you are such a damn hypocrite! You spend loads of time doing all sorts of Ren Faire-y role-playing swords and sorcery and computer geek-y stuff and you have the gall to criticize witches and pagans for being "new age"??
Just because you happened to associate with some people you thought were "new agey" doesn't mean it's appropriate for you to paint a community of millions of people (who happen to actually be pretty diverse and different from each other) with the same broad brush.

And for what it's worth, most of the Canadian pagans and witches I have met have been complete assholes...most of them rather ignorant and pretentious and megalomaniacal. So maybe that's who you were hanging around with. But I am not prepared to say ALL Canadian pagans are assholes (doesn't seem possible) so maybe you should back off when applying your same tired old stereotypes as well...