Slight thread drift .. a friend was just looking on the Internet for commercial (as opposed to domestic) plumbing supplies .. tapped in Armitage Shanks - being the best known name for sanitaryware in the UK .. got up umpteen pages of suppliers of Armitage Shanks sanitaryware

and a punk band in Kent(?) called "Armitage Shanks", last CD: "Urinal Heep"

And here's a snapshot of the tastes of impressionable and manipulated teenagers ie., the hoards of 15 year old gothy-things who come round to visit our teenage gothy thing:

Slipknot ("listen to the foot drumming" - see Volees des Castors (below)
Rammstein - German Ring cycle opera recently composed on their themes
Nirvana (+ Cobain's acoustic versions of old Blues)
S.O.A.D.
Mozart
Beethoven
Tchaikosvsky
Paul Downes
Joe Satriani
Jimi Hendrix
Jeff Beck
Led Zeppelin
Les Volees des Castors
Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain
Blind Boys of Alabama
R L Burnside
Chumbawumba - "English Rebel Songs"
Dandy Warhols
Mary Flowers - Delta Blues
Ben Waters - Boogie Woogie piano
Jeff Buckley
Antonio Forcione - Latin Jazz guitarist
John Lee Hooker, Howling Wolf et al
Carnival Collective - UK's largest(?)Samba-percussion and Brass ensemble
The Clash
(and live folk music .. the stuff delivered with a bit of passion and verve)

Well, (tongue in cheek)thank god it's not "Mummy's money"!