Since the Holiday Season is upon us, may I mention the Christmas Lights laid on by households who consider it the one time of the year when they can actually ANNOUNCE to the World, just how tacky their taste is?

I haven't seen the "new" lights on Oxford Street down in Londontown yet, but I think they're sponsored by one of the movie companies...so now it's official...Christmas is presented by Hollywood.

Tacky tacky tacky.

And while we're on the subject...just what is the tackiest kind of tree? I vote for those which are pink flocked...no...those which are white flocked, but are on a turn table and spin while lights turn it different colours...no wait...the ones which look like aluminium tinsel...THOSE with the turn tables and the different coloured lights...or maybe...

What I really want to know is why there aren't any Menorahs that are as tacky for Hanukkah? Come on Jews!

..xx..e