Well thys year has jus flowed by an I figugerd cents I got a Chiristmus furlow fir the hollerdays that Isz jus might stop en and say hey to all my frends heer in Mudcrap Tavern so hey

An Iz had a reel good year cept fir that liddle problim I had wid them Green Boyz when I went over their an borowed a fuel pump frum 1 of there Chevetttes an been havin to help the cheriff out aronde the jail becauze of doing it

But Iz home now fir Christmus wid Retha May in our kozy traylor bac in this hollard an shez reel happee to have me round to run down to Swete Sprengs Store fir twinkees an stuff

I swore off drenkin ever sence workin down at the jail so Iz figured that Iz way behind soz Iz gonna git caughted up durin thes furlow thing evn if Iz do have to pea in the cup whin I gotta go back affer Christmus

Yeah Iz prolly git sum extra dutees at the jail fir it but itz Christmas an it onlee comes round 3 times a year right

But nuff a bout me an my beutefull bride an our good fortines

Whadz you Mudders bin up too

I mean othur than arguin about Hesperises deevorce or how to make sum guitar cord

So Happee Christmus

Sinserlee yurs

Rufus an Retha May