Iz don know bout no road of clap Mike but it remindz me of when Iz was in the Army and there was a lot o clap round the Army sho nuf was a lot Id have to say

But speekin of a road o crap Mister Frye has a pig farm up the hollard from me an I gotta drive true it to git home an like Mister Frye lets them piggies do what eber them piggies wanta due when they wanta due it an thatz bad fie us folkz whoz gotta drive true et on the way home

But hey that aint got nuthin bout Christmus er nuthin so Iz wont get ointo no details about that pig crap in der road er nuthin...