i like the one about the babysitter on lsd who puts the kid in the oven and roasts it.
haha, good times.
or the mouse in the coke can.. but that one is true!!!

but they really display the true fears of society. like, somehow huge companies like Coke are out to get us, and they are gross and dirty. Parents are afraid to leave kids with babysitters, and i just dont know why clowns are so terrifying. Probably has something to do with Hollywood. but obviously, women have a very real fear of being victimized by cops and males with power, and this story, which travels like a ghost over our computers, says just that.

anyway, im just saying that sometimes is ok to ignore the issue of truth and look a little deeper. and have a good laugh. the things we tell!!