There are also songs and rhymes about the man in the moon. Maybe we need a thread debating the ways to make green cheese, so we can gain a fuller appreciation of our solar system, and its music of the spheres. There many are areas of the moon that haven't been well explored yet, and just think of the possiblities for find many pockets of new and exciting kinds of cheeses. Maybe some will have longer and thinner holes than Swiss cheese and we can find cheap substitutes for the pipes in organs. We might be able to make an all natural organ by getting our 'air' supply from farting cats. [We'll have to re-engineer it, of course, to account for the difference of the velocity of sound in air and cat farts. Same problem with using cows for their pressurized methane. This would probably require too many cats for a long performance, and we'll probably have to stock up on frozen farts that can just be thawed as needed. Then we can kill the cats and use their guts in the string section.]
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