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Ellenpoly BS: catsPHiddle going into Hospital (162* d) RE: BS: catsPHiddle going into Hospital 19 Jan 05


Great news!

I found this in my e-mail today and thought it might make you smile.

..xx..e

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How
long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2
hours."

The guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door
and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around at shop full of customers and
says, "About 2 hours."

The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and
asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around and says, "About an hour and a
half."

The guy leaves.

The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says,
"Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes."

Later, Bill comes back into the shop, a grim look on his
face.

The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left
here?"

Bill looked up and said, "To your house."


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