Me un Paw un Buford ar all drankin that there Iron City cause itz cheeper then Bud but still tastes reel fine un gives us jez bout the same gas. The bez thang bout Iron City iz itill kleen up yur kidnees liken a house afire. I reckon ifn there wuz a house afire a cupple uv Iron City drinkerz cud put it out in no time. A few munths bak when Paw wuzzawn that there fart liten kick, heed like as not set the grass afire with a gud un an we wuz jez plane blesst ta be drankin Iron City then.

An gargoyle, weuns cud reely go fur sum uv that there absinthe stuff cuz we figger itd be gud fur our love life seeuns as absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

CLETUS