Harumph !! Oh my good Lord, what a set of oiks you people are, why don't you get yourself a job, instead of wasting your time hacking at cittars or whatever it is you make your infernal noise on. I've seen some of you and you wear bells on your legs, what sort of behaviour is that, never did it in my day. You look unwashed, unkempt, wear beards and some of you have long hair (oh that's the ladies is it, well edit that bit out before you get the man to send it) You have no moral fibre and do not deserve to be allowed in one of my esteemed hostelries, not that any of you deserve the dole monies you receive. I'm of the the Tower to recount my money that I got by hard work and honest toil, no-body ever gave me anything apart from the odd millions and Daddy left.
I will never, repeat never allow your kind to sully my taverns again, YOU MAN ... man pick up my rattle ....... NOW I TELL YOU, NOW !!



Where's Nanny ........ I WANT MY NANNY !!!!